When the crossbow comes out, dear reader, run for your life
I predict this book will be the next sensation. Everyone is going to be talking about it. It's about a bloodthirsty governess named Winifred Notty and the havoc she wrecks upon her employers, the esteemed Pounds family of Ensor House in Grim Wolds, England. I should clarify that the murderous mayhem is not limited to Ensor House. Really, nothing within England is safe with Miss Notty around. She is a character who will not be contained by man or beast or ghost or plague.